Series 1: Episode 2

Series 1: Episode 2 is the second episode of Series 1.

Synopsis
In this episode, we learn how to build your own bar, navigate the seas with a dog and the powder of sympathy, duel with percussion pistols, stop running out of toilet paper, and create a orchestra made out of grade ones.

How to Build a Bar
James attempts to build a bar in the Man Lab. He and Sim succeed in making the bar and a beery mess in the Man Lab.

How to Navigate the Seas
Oz Clarke has bought some wine in France and needs James to smuggle him out. James decides to use The powder of sypathy and a dog. He cuts the dog and aparrently when the powder is inserted into the cut James will know when to turn. This fales and at the end of the episode it shows Oz with a long beard and lots of empty wine bottles around him.

How to Duel
James and Will (the Producer) are having an argument over James parking in Will parking space. So they decide to duel with preccution pistols. James gets some practice by shooting a cut-out of Will in a shooting range with a proffesional. On the day both Will and James miss each other and (allegedly) kill the sound men. So they use paintball guns; Will hits James and James pretends to die.

How to make an Orchestra
James decides to create an orchestra out of people who have only passed grade 1 in an instument and gone no further. The auditioned are up and down, with some, like Barnaby, only succeeding to play the first three notes of three blind mice to a Grade 8er mis-reading the poster. But finally James picks the people for the Orchestra.

The Big Idea: Toilet Paper Alarm
The Man Lab has a problem: what if you are on the bog and you run out of toilet paper? It is up to Sim to think up an solution. Sim creates a circuit that will set off an alarm if someone puts down the bog lid with no toilet paper. The alarm will set of a flashing red light and horn. The toilet paper will then be sent to the bog via the toy train circuit.